Hello Chieftain!

Here's what's going on, kids. As most of you know, we're gearing up to make a new pilot for Das Klaun's Klubhaus; the surreal comedy show, not the blog. We plan to go public with this thing, and given posts like this or this, I don't want someone to Google Das Klaun, the show, not the blog, and end up looking at this. So Das Klaun's Klubhaus, the blog, not the surreal comedy show, has to change form.

This site will remain my personal blog, but from now on will be known as Hello Chieftain! and will be located at hellochieftain.blogspot.com. But that's not all.

This blog will still be the place for all that Tacoma-angst and lefty blasphemy you can't get enough of. But all the pop culture stuff, the five-things-about-Superman and the George-Lucas-apologist will now reside at the brand new site, Junque! But don't go there yet, because there's nothing there yet.

So, to sum up, Rich Bowen's personal demons live at hellochieftain.blogspot.com. The pop-culture stuff that clogs up my brain lives at junque.wordpress.com. Snuffy Smith, y'all.

'"The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this...The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way--all of them who have tried to secularize America--I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

Just a little reminder, in case anyone thinks a certain blog post goes too far. I hope there is a hell, because you belong there, you worthless fuck.

I've been trying to warn people about this for years.

This is the greatest Photoshop contest I have ever seen.

If you're one of those who thinks George Lucas raped your childhood with the newest trilogy, follow this link.

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