Hello Chieftain!

I don't believe you. You don't have everything.

-J
 

Oh yeah... And happy birthday
 

Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Death, dying, and despair.
People dying everywhere.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Now you've reached the age you are,
your demise cannot be far.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
 

Happy Birthday Rich! I hope your every wish comes true and that you get a money vault with so much cash you can work on your backstroke in it. That's always been my wish. Sigh.
 

oh yea, the money vault comment was by me. Christian. Anonymous Christian.
 

Dude, I plan to have many swimming pools. In addition to the money pool, there will be the Honey-Nut Cheerios pool, the Jell-O pool, the 16-year-old redhead schoolgirl pool, and of course, the brand-new carpet pool. Cause have you ever walked on brand-new carpet in your bare feet? Imagine that all over your body.

And the schoolgirl one will have a waterslide.
 

wall to wall car-pool-ing

so bling. shag carpet lined pool. Not for skateboarding, just running around in and rolling down the shag.

sweet