Hello Chieftain!

In case I hadn't mentioned, yes, I'm once again doing The Horror Of The Rocky this year. Most of last year's gang is back, minus the teenage troublemaker and the sex predator Rocky. We also have a pair of new Columbias, both of whom are dancers, and one of whom is my own very talented sister-in-law Vanessa. And no, she's not doing "Hot Patootie" because that would be, y'know, weird.

You know, if any of y'all wanted to come check it out, that would be all right. Just, y'know, saying.

Copyright 2004 Rich Bowen