Monday, February 13, 2006

Here's a question one of you might be able to help me with: Exactly what the fuck is wrong with me?

I spent the weekend up there in BC, doin' the Valentine thing. I get back and I find out that I forgot all my toiletries, leaving me without shampoo, deodorant or toothpaste this morning. I also find out that I left my multitool...somewhere. Possibly in BC, possibly on the bus.

But it doesn't stop there, oh no. Tonight I had an appointment to see our new apartment. I had brought my camcorder down so I could take pictures but hey, guess what, I didn't pack the battery. Well, hey, no problem, we bring Chris'. But when we get there, the guy I'm supposed to meet isn't listed in the building directory, and the piece of paper in my wallet that I thought was his number is some random 8-digit number that I apparently pulled out of one of my more interesting orifices.

So that's four major things forgotten in two days. That's on top of losing my ATM card at the bank machine, don't forget. Seriously, I'm just gonna put on a Depends and get into bed permanently, because I fucking give up.

Copyright 2004 Rich Bowen

You left your Depends in BC.
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