Hello Chieftain!

Wow, it looks like it's gonna stick around a while, eh? That hasn't happened for a while. When the snow started falling sunday, we rushed home to avoid traffic snarls, and more importantly, to giggle at the news.

The local news is always entertaining when there's snow, and this time was no exception. We watched KOMO for about an hour, during which they filed such hard-hitting news reports as:
-Trees are drooping from the snow!
-A Rite-Aid sign had a light dusting!!
-Some kids built a pretty busted-ass snowman that was more dirt than snow and wore a helmet (leading to lots of "Dirtball The Retarded Snowman" jokes)!!!
-Kramer is still a racist!!!!
-If you stick a pencil in the snow A FULL THIRD OF IT WILL BE BURIED!!!!!

I always find this stuff the most entertaining part of any snow we get around here, because let's face it, usually the stuff doesn't last through the following day. So I say, bring on teh snowz, because we could damn well use some.

Copyright 2006 Rich Bowen

Mythbusters slash fiction.

I'm gonna say that again, because I want you to take the journey with me.

Mythbusters. Slash. Fiction.

And since Shelly's gonna hit me anyway...

Some links very near and dear to my heart, documenting some especially egregious abuses against the inglish languij.
Here are some sign's where someone misuse's their apostrophe's.
And some "interesting" images of "misused" quote marks.
And finally, this thread made me weep tears of joy. Finally someone else shares my pain!

Copyright 2006 Rich Bowen